1 00:00:04,991 --> 00:00:11,991 This programme contains some strong language and some scenes of a sexual nature 2 00:00:18,563 --> 00:00:20,963 I'm an ordinary sort of person. 3 00:00:23,283 --> 00:00:26,683 Maybe hard to believe, but I've never longed for the spotlight. 4 00:00:26,683 --> 00:00:28,563 REPORTERS CLAMOUR 5 00:00:34,763 --> 00:00:36,963 But somehow, the spotlight found me. 6 00:00:38,923 --> 00:00:40,123 Christine! 7 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:46,883 How can you know when your story begins? 8 00:01:02,683 --> 00:01:06,283 Like any girl my age, I'd always dreamt of meeting Prince Charming. 9 00:01:09,563 --> 00:01:11,643 Then I met John Profumo. 10 00:01:17,203 --> 00:01:20,163 John was never Prince Charming. 11 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,963 I knew that from the very beginning. 12 00:01:21,963 --> 00:01:23,003 Ahem. 13 00:01:24,323 --> 00:01:25,443 Oh, shit! 14 00:01:43,163 --> 00:01:44,523 You're 19 years old... 15 00:01:45,803 --> 00:01:48,843 ..innocent, guilty. 16 00:01:48,843 --> 00:01:50,643 Shit! 17 00:01:50,643 --> 00:01:54,923 How can one girl have the power to bring a whole world tumbling down? 18 00:01:54,923 --> 00:01:56,403 Oh, Christine! 19 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:00,523 Christine! Christine! 20 00:02:41,043 --> 00:02:42,723 Did you take my fags? 21 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:45,363 Johnny? 22 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:48,723 23 00:02:48,723 --> 00:02:51,603 24 00:02:51,603 --> 00:02:52,643 Excuse me. 25 00:02:54,723 --> 00:02:56,723 26 00:02:58,563 --> 00:03:00,203 27 00:03:02,523 --> 00:03:06,083 Hm. Sorry, we're closed. 28 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:08,403 I'm supposed to be at this toothpaste thing. 29 00:03:08,403 --> 00:03:10,843 Johnny! We need the money. 30 00:03:19,643 --> 00:03:23,283 Oh, God, I swear, if you ladder my stockings, I'll kill you. 31 00:03:24,883 --> 00:03:29,723 For fresher, cleaner teeth and minty bright, all day freshness. 32 00:03:29,723 --> 00:03:31,483 HE CHUCKLES What? 33 00:03:31,483 --> 00:03:33,243 Minty, bright freshness. 34 00:03:33,243 --> 00:03:36,003 Minty, bright, all day freshness! 35 00:03:36,003 --> 00:03:38,723 Bloody hell, I've not even brushed my teeth, you know. 36 00:03:40,443 --> 00:03:42,403 Oh, I'm going to be so late. 37 00:03:42,403 --> 00:03:44,083 Ah, you're always late, woman. 38 00:03:44,083 --> 00:03:45,803 Hm, your fault. 39 00:03:48,883 --> 00:03:50,923 40 00:03:50,923 --> 00:03:53,163 41 00:03:53,163 --> 00:03:54,643 42 00:03:56,883 --> 00:03:59,723 43 00:03:59,723 --> 00:04:01,843 44 00:04:01,843 --> 00:04:04,843 45 00:04:05,963 --> 00:04:07,563 Men are such fools. 46 00:04:07,563 --> 00:04:08,643 WOLF WHISTLE 47 00:04:08,643 --> 00:04:10,083 But I like 'em. 48 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:13,643 And they seem to like me. 49 00:04:13,643 --> 00:04:18,003 If a man finds a girl attractive, is she the one to blame? 50 00:04:18,003 --> 00:04:19,403 Ah, ah, ah... 51 00:04:19,403 --> 00:04:20,483 ..careful, please! 52 00:04:20,483 --> 00:04:23,163 Ah, ah, ah, ah. 53 00:04:24,363 --> 00:04:26,123 No butter, Mandy. 54 00:04:26,123 --> 00:04:28,123 I know, I know. 55 00:04:28,123 --> 00:04:30,043 It's Velvet. 56 00:04:30,043 --> 00:04:33,323 Very good, Velvet, I'm not calling you bloody Velvet. 57 00:04:34,923 --> 00:04:37,203 Where did that bread come from? 58 00:04:37,203 --> 00:04:38,803 The shop. 59 00:04:49,763 --> 00:04:54,883 18, 20, 24 slices in the loaf, there should be 22 left. 60 00:04:54,883 --> 00:04:57,083 Maybe they're cutting down and making it smaller, 61 00:04:57,083 --> 00:04:58,603 but charging the same? 62 00:04:58,603 --> 00:05:00,203 Anyway, I had toast for breakfast. 63 00:05:00,203 --> 00:05:01,923 This is yesterday's, isn't it? 64 00:05:01,923 --> 00:05:04,083 No, I had toast, two slices. 65 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:06,283 Please stop, Mandy, you can lie to me all you like, 66 00:05:06,283 --> 00:05:07,843 but I'm not eating this bread. 67 00:05:07,843 --> 00:05:09,323 I had toast! 68 00:05:11,123 --> 00:05:14,283 Fine, you can starve for all I care. 69 00:05:14,283 --> 00:05:16,643 The world's about to end, anyway. 70 00:05:20,683 --> 00:05:23,163 Miserable, old git. 71 00:05:23,163 --> 00:05:25,083 I've had it up to here with him, Chris. 72 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:28,723 I mean, today of all days, right? 73 00:05:28,723 --> 00:05:30,763 Why, what's today? 74 00:05:30,763 --> 00:05:32,443 It's my 18th. 75 00:05:32,443 --> 00:05:35,043 Oh, of course it is, happy birthday, doll. 76 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,043 And look what he gives me. 77 00:05:41,043 --> 00:05:42,923 Oh, must be 500? A thousand. 78 00:05:44,323 --> 00:05:46,643 Would it have killed him to splash out sixpence extra 79 00:05:46,643 --> 00:05:48,923 on a bit of wrapping paper? 80 00:05:48,923 --> 00:05:51,723 Peter's Peter, gave you a Jag last year. 81 00:05:51,723 --> 00:05:53,563 Maybe he's run out of ideas? 82 00:05:53,563 --> 00:05:54,803 He's run out something. 83 00:05:54,803 --> 00:05:55,963 Sweetheart? 84 00:05:55,963 --> 00:05:57,443 Full English, please. 85 00:05:57,443 --> 00:05:58,923 Mand? 86 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:00,883 Erm, coffee, please. 87 00:06:02,803 --> 00:06:04,883 18's not that old. 88 00:06:04,883 --> 00:06:07,003 I just want to have a bit of fun, you know? 89 00:06:07,003 --> 00:06:09,803 You could have a lot of fun for a thousand quid. 90 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,563 I was thinking of having my nose done. 91 00:06:11,563 --> 00:06:13,563 You know, Harley Street job. 92 00:06:13,563 --> 00:06:17,483 The photographers say it kinks out on the side. 93 00:06:17,483 --> 00:06:18,923 Looks fine to me. 94 00:06:18,923 --> 00:06:19,963 Really? 95 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,243 There you go, love. 96 00:06:23,443 --> 00:06:25,643 Thanks, doll, I'm skitters. 97 00:06:26,683 --> 00:06:28,123 Keep the change. 98 00:06:29,683 --> 00:06:30,923 Thank you. 99 00:06:33,883 --> 00:06:37,043 Did you go to your audition dressed like that? 100 00:06:37,043 --> 00:06:38,803 With a ladder in your stocking? 101 00:06:38,803 --> 00:06:41,243 It was for toothpaste, they weren't looking at my legs. 102 00:06:41,243 --> 00:06:44,523 They always look at your legs. 103 00:06:44,523 --> 00:06:48,163 Christine Margaret Keeler, you didn't go, did you? 104 00:06:48,163 --> 00:06:51,123 Well, why not? 105 00:06:51,123 --> 00:06:54,483 That was a really good opportunity, Chris. 106 00:06:54,483 --> 00:06:56,163 Good day to you, ladies. 107 00:06:56,163 --> 00:06:57,683 Oh, bloody hell. 108 00:06:57,683 --> 00:07:00,003 Can't stop, Lucky, in a bit of a rush? 109 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,483 You going to see somebody is it? 110 00:07:01,483 --> 00:07:02,803 It's none of your business? 111 00:07:02,803 --> 00:07:05,163 Look, you think I cannot follow you everywhere you go? 112 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:06,803 Leave her alone. 113 00:07:06,803 --> 00:07:09,043 So you shacked up now, you little whore? 114 00:07:10,203 --> 00:07:12,043 Yeah, maybe I am. 115 00:07:13,163 --> 00:07:14,923 You bastard. 116 00:07:19,203 --> 00:07:20,923 You see what you make me do? 117 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:26,003 Bloody hell, Chris, are you OK? 118 00:07:26,003 --> 00:07:27,883 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 119 00:07:28,923 --> 00:07:31,803 I'm going to call the police, OK... No! This can't keep happening. 120 00:07:31,803 --> 00:07:33,043 Just... 121 00:07:36,483 --> 00:07:38,723 Let's go to Stephen's, come on. 122 00:07:42,443 --> 00:07:44,043 Dr Stephen Ward. 123 00:07:45,123 --> 00:07:47,363 He was always there to save me. 124 00:07:47,363 --> 00:07:49,443 And there never seemed to price to pay... 125 00:07:50,883 --> 00:07:52,363 ..or so I thought. 126 00:07:52,363 --> 00:07:54,123 Open your mouth, little baby. 127 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:57,883 A little wider. 128 00:08:00,243 --> 00:08:02,323 Ah, you'll live. 129 00:08:02,323 --> 00:08:04,563 The swelling might come up in a few hours. 130 00:08:04,563 --> 00:08:06,963 I think I have some arnica somewhere. 131 00:08:06,963 --> 00:08:08,723 Well, I told her to go to the police. 132 00:08:08,723 --> 00:08:10,603 It's fine. 133 00:08:10,603 --> 00:08:12,723 Lucky'll get over it. 134 00:08:12,723 --> 00:08:14,803 Must have just heard about me and Johnny. 135 00:08:14,803 --> 00:08:18,443 Chris, here, darling, on this at least, Lucky and I see eye to eye. 136 00:08:18,443 --> 00:08:21,843 The last thing you need in your complicated little life 137 00:08:21,843 --> 00:08:24,803 is another low-life Jamaican boyfriend. 138 00:08:24,803 --> 00:08:26,483 He's not Jamaican. 139 00:08:26,483 --> 00:08:28,323 He's from Antigua. 140 00:08:28,323 --> 00:08:30,043 Johnny can't stick Jamaicans. 141 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,563 And he's nothing like Lucky. 142 00:08:33,003 --> 00:08:34,523 You're just prejudiced. 143 00:08:34,523 --> 00:08:37,083 Oh, no, you know it's not that. 144 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:40,243 I just... I worry about you, that's all. 145 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,763 Nice arse. 146 00:08:44,763 --> 00:08:46,403 Thank you. 147 00:08:46,403 --> 00:08:47,803 Anyone we know? 148 00:08:47,803 --> 00:08:51,323 Strictly professional, little baby, a man has his needs. 149 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:53,323 I'll pop to the launderette later. 150 00:08:53,323 --> 00:08:55,043 It's just until I sort myself out. 151 00:08:55,043 --> 00:08:57,843 You can stay here as long as you like, darling, you know that. 152 00:08:57,843 --> 00:08:59,643 That is if we're spared. 153 00:08:59,643 --> 00:09:00,963 Spared? 154 00:09:00,963 --> 00:09:03,363 Khrushchev's missiles. 155 00:09:03,363 --> 00:09:05,243 Cuba, little baby. 156 00:09:06,683 --> 00:09:07,843 The Russians? 157 00:09:07,843 --> 00:09:09,603 Oh, bloody Russians. 158 00:09:09,603 --> 00:09:11,083 Is ten all right, Mand? 159 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:13,123 Help yourself. 160 00:09:13,123 --> 00:09:16,363 But...you need start taking your modelling seriously, Christine. 161 00:09:16,363 --> 00:09:18,923 Tell her, Stephen. DOORBELL RINGS 162 00:09:18,923 --> 00:09:20,603 Talking of Russians... 163 00:09:25,763 --> 00:09:28,683 Bloody hell, Eugene, why don't you just leave your toothbrush here? Hm. 164 00:09:30,243 --> 00:09:33,683 MI5 may have been watching Captain Ivanov, 165 00:09:33,683 --> 00:09:37,443 but, to me, it was just another one of Stephen's friends. 166 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:41,043 I had no idea what an extraordinary life I was leading. 167 00:09:41,043 --> 00:09:46,243 But then, Mr Profumo was the extraordinary one, not me. 168 00:09:46,243 --> 00:09:47,603 Jolly good. 169 00:09:47,603 --> 00:09:49,443 APPLAUSE 170 00:09:52,043 --> 00:09:53,403 Salute. 171 00:09:58,803 --> 00:10:00,563 But lunch is always very good. 172 00:10:00,563 --> 00:10:01,843 It'd better be. 173 00:10:01,843 --> 00:10:04,403 Terribly sorry, sir. 174 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:07,323 My mother is a tremendous fan, Miss Hobson. 175 00:10:07,323 --> 00:10:10,483 She simply would never forgive me. Of course. 176 00:10:10,483 --> 00:10:14,003 I go by Mrs Profumo, these days, but let's not disappoint your mother. 177 00:10:16,723 --> 00:10:18,123 Thank you. Thank you. 178 00:10:22,563 --> 00:10:26,203 I sometimes think I should become Prime Minister just to trump you. 179 00:10:26,203 --> 00:10:30,083 They'd still ask for my autograph. They'd ask for mine first! 180 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:33,843 Mr Profumo. Yes. Daily Mirror, sir. 181 00:10:33,843 --> 00:10:36,563 Anything to say about the Cuba situation? 182 00:10:36,563 --> 00:10:38,963 Yes, the Prime Minister is absolutely right. 183 00:10:38,963 --> 00:10:41,683 We cannot bow to bullying from the Soviets. 184 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,963 Shall we? 185 00:10:43,963 --> 00:10:46,403 Everyone was worrying about the bomb, 186 00:10:46,403 --> 00:10:48,723 when they should have been worrying about me. 187 00:10:51,243 --> 00:10:54,483 I was much more dangerous than Russia. 188 00:10:54,483 --> 00:10:56,763 Oh, shit! 189 00:11:01,163 --> 00:11:02,523 Ah, Christine. 190 00:11:03,723 --> 00:11:06,963 A towel, Jack. Give the poor girl that towel. 191 00:11:08,163 --> 00:11:10,363 Of course. 192 00:11:10,363 --> 00:11:12,643 Right you are. 193 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:16,243 GIGGLING 194 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:19,243 Sorry! Oh, God! Did you see them? 195 00:11:21,643 --> 00:11:25,763 You're an absolute bugger! You knew I was going for a swim. 196 00:11:25,763 --> 00:11:29,643 Naked as nature intended. Poor Jack didn't know where to look. 197 00:11:29,643 --> 00:11:32,483 He knew exactly where to bloody look! 198 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:35,483 I suppose it saves me from introducing you formally to 199 00:11:35,483 --> 00:11:38,123 Mr Profumo. Profumo. 200 00:11:38,123 --> 00:11:39,883 Is he foreign? 201 00:11:39,883 --> 00:11:42,203 He's the coming man, little baby. 202 00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:44,563 Might be our next Prime Minister. 203 00:11:44,563 --> 00:11:46,963 Oh. 204 00:11:46,963 --> 00:11:48,683 His wife's very beautiful. 205 00:11:48,683 --> 00:11:51,003 Even more than at the pictures. 206 00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:52,963 She's stunning. 207 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,883 For a woman of her age. But she is her age. 208 00:11:57,203 --> 00:12:00,163 And I'd say Mr Profumo only has eyes for you. 209 00:12:03,883 --> 00:12:06,363 SHE SQUEALS 210 00:12:13,643 --> 00:12:17,323 NEWSROOM CHATTER 211 00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:31,843 Here's the thing. 212 00:12:31,843 --> 00:12:36,723 It's all very well building Profumo up to tear the Prime Minister down. 213 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:39,363 We don't want the Tories in at all, do we? 214 00:12:39,363 --> 00:12:42,163 I thought you said the film star angle goes down well with 215 00:12:42,163 --> 00:12:46,523 the punters. Like strawberries and cream. 216 00:12:46,523 --> 00:12:49,763 Along with the war hero angle, that's the trouble. 217 00:12:49,763 --> 00:12:52,363 We're making them look like the golden couple. 218 00:12:52,363 --> 00:12:57,523 Fortunately for us, nobody's perfect, are they? 219 00:13:00,883 --> 00:13:04,083 Would you like me to have a sniff? Sniff away, Alan, my lad. 220 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,963 See if anything stinks. 221 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:11,123 If the Tories are thinking of getting rid of the PM 222 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:14,203 and replacing him with the Fifth Baron Profumo... 223 00:13:15,323 --> 00:13:18,403 ..the public has a right to know the kind of man he is. 224 00:13:25,963 --> 00:13:29,763 Aha! So, this is what you've been up to, Jack! 225 00:13:29,763 --> 00:13:33,323 Stands firm?! What the hell are they implying? 226 00:13:33,323 --> 00:13:36,403 Ah, they're just solid on this missile nonsense. 227 00:13:36,403 --> 00:13:39,163 And you've got the balls for the top job. Ha! 228 00:13:39,163 --> 00:13:42,083 If the old man could ever be persuaded to retire! 229 00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:46,043 Hm, he seems determined to drop in harness. We may have to shoot him. 230 00:13:46,043 --> 00:13:48,563 HE CHUCKLES Keep up the good work. 231 00:13:50,443 --> 00:13:53,243 You look smashing! Really? Mm. 232 00:13:53,243 --> 00:13:55,483 I'd give you a job. 233 00:13:55,483 --> 00:13:57,443 And the other. 234 00:13:58,883 --> 00:14:00,883 Disgusting! What did you say? 235 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,683 Hey, Christine! Don't let it get to you, eh? 236 00:14:02,683 --> 00:14:05,323 Stony-faced old cow should be minding her own fucking business! 237 00:14:05,323 --> 00:14:07,203 And we should be minding ours. 238 00:14:07,203 --> 00:14:09,723 Heard a lot worse. Believe me. 239 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,683 Good luck, doll. Mm. 240 00:14:26,763 --> 00:14:29,723 What about that two pounds I gave you? 241 00:14:29,723 --> 00:14:32,483 I took... Mum! Mum, listen! 242 00:14:32,483 --> 00:14:35,363 Look, I can't give it to you straightaway, 243 00:14:35,363 --> 00:14:40,683 but I've got a few things coming up. ..Putting yourselves all over the world, even in Communist soil. 244 00:14:40,683 --> 00:14:44,123 Just...things. They want me for this advert on the telly. 245 00:14:45,603 --> 00:14:48,163 Toothpaste. 246 00:14:48,163 --> 00:14:51,443 I know things are tight! 247 00:14:51,443 --> 00:14:54,083 I'm doing everything I can, all right? 248 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:58,683 Well, give him ten bob now and tell him he can have the rest next week! 249 00:14:58,683 --> 00:15:02,763 What is happening in Cuba is the same that is happening in Germany. 250 00:15:02,763 --> 00:15:06,683 That was half a crown at least! I'll owe you! 251 00:15:06,683 --> 00:15:10,843 God, my mum! It's like feeding shillings into the bloody gas meter, 252 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:14,363 but it never gets warmer. I think they're handmade shoes. 253 00:15:14,363 --> 00:15:16,563 What? 254 00:15:16,563 --> 00:15:21,323 Mr Eddowes. Is he one of Stephen's patients? 255 00:15:21,323 --> 00:15:23,043 Yeah, solicitor, or something. 256 00:15:24,603 --> 00:15:26,843 Owns a few restaurants, too. 257 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:33,563 Be my guest, but I thought you'd had it with old blokes. I like them. 258 00:15:33,563 --> 00:15:35,203 I do. 259 00:15:35,203 --> 00:15:37,083 As long as they're presentable. 260 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:42,683 Presentable? All the way to the bloody bank! 261 00:15:42,683 --> 00:15:46,163 I couldn't agree more. I'm blowing missiles instead of money! 262 00:15:46,163 --> 00:15:49,323 Now, you sound more Russian than ever, my friend! 263 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:53,003 The game is not important. It's how you play it. 264 00:15:53,003 --> 00:15:57,923 You're a lucky man. My dear Michael, there is no such thing as luck. 265 00:15:57,923 --> 00:15:59,803 Ha! 266 00:15:59,803 --> 00:16:04,443 Only an alertness to the opportunities life has to offer you. 267 00:16:11,043 --> 00:16:14,763 TOILET FLUSHES Better be off. 268 00:16:14,763 --> 00:16:18,563 You know, you can always bunk with me if you like, little baby. 269 00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,683 No, Johnny'll be wondering where I got to. 270 00:16:22,283 --> 00:16:25,283 You got five bob for the cab? 271 00:16:25,283 --> 00:16:27,003 Help yourself. 272 00:16:29,803 --> 00:16:34,363 Ahem. At the risk of sounding like a broken record, 273 00:16:34,363 --> 00:16:37,123 you could do a lot better for yourself than Johnny. 274 00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:38,163 Thanks... 275 00:16:39,163 --> 00:16:41,363 ..Dad. 276 00:16:41,363 --> 00:16:44,643 Chrissie, look at you. Your face is your fortune. 277 00:16:46,643 --> 00:16:49,363 Notting Hill's not doing you any favours. 278 00:16:49,363 --> 00:16:53,723 At your age, with your connections, my connections... I'm not Mandy! 279 00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:56,083 All's I want's a bit of a laugh 280 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,723 and enough spare to keep my mum off my back. 281 00:16:58,723 --> 00:17:01,803 All. Not all's. 282 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,403 All! 283 00:17:03,403 --> 00:17:05,243 Eddowes, though. 284 00:17:05,243 --> 00:17:08,883 Cash to burn and an eye for a pretty girl. 285 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,083 You know the drill. 286 00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:16,043 You can have your cake and eat it. 287 00:17:16,043 --> 00:17:18,243 You never eat it. 288 00:17:18,243 --> 00:17:22,163 Just like watching everyone else stuffing themselves. 289 00:17:22,163 --> 00:17:25,043 Crumbs everywhere! 290 00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:26,683 Kinky sod! 291 00:17:31,763 --> 00:17:34,723 I have to fancy them, Stephen. Either I do, or I don't. 292 00:17:34,723 --> 00:17:37,763 You know, if you are really short of cash, 293 00:17:37,763 --> 00:17:39,643 you could always go back to Murray's. 294 00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:42,443 Stick it up your jumper! Hmm! 295 00:17:53,003 --> 00:17:56,403 296 00:17:56,403 --> 00:18:00,203 297 00:18:00,203 --> 00:18:04,683 just for your sake 298 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:08,803 299 00:18:08,803 --> 00:18:12,843 300 00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:16,843 301 00:18:16,843 --> 00:18:21,083 dandy and fine 302 00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:26,563 and everything good 303 00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:30,083 304 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:33,323 305 00:18:34,843 --> 00:18:39,003 the jam can scram 306 00:18:39,003 --> 00:18:42,963 307 00:18:48,403 --> 00:18:51,323 308 00:18:57,283 --> 00:18:59,043 Good girl, thank you. 309 00:19:05,203 --> 00:19:07,643 Can I pour you more champagne, sir? 310 00:19:07,643 --> 00:19:12,483 That stuff bears as much resemblance to champagne as I do to Rock Hudson. 311 00:19:12,483 --> 00:19:15,483 SHE GIGGLES But, yes, please. 312 00:19:18,763 --> 00:19:21,043 What are you doing later? 313 00:19:23,243 --> 00:19:25,363 It's already "later". 314 00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:27,323 I mean after the club shuts. 315 00:19:27,323 --> 00:19:29,323 Having fun? 316 00:19:29,323 --> 00:19:30,963 Splendid! 317 00:19:34,403 --> 00:19:36,643 And you? 318 00:19:42,403 --> 00:19:46,083 You know, I could introduce you to a lot more fun. 319 00:20:13,123 --> 00:20:15,163 Murray's, guv. 320 00:20:15,163 --> 00:20:18,683 It's a topless cabaret. 321 00:20:18,683 --> 00:20:22,163 One of the dancers was very friendly with Mr Profumo, apparently. 322 00:20:22,163 --> 00:20:25,603 Have you spoken to her? They said she finished there months ago. 323 00:20:25,603 --> 00:20:28,763 Well, she can't have vanished into thin air. Did you get her name? 324 00:20:28,763 --> 00:20:30,603 Christine Keeler. 325 00:20:30,603 --> 00:20:32,923 Christine Keeler. 326 00:20:36,203 --> 00:20:39,843 I want this one, Alan. You need to find her. 327 00:20:39,843 --> 00:20:42,443 Cherchez la bint. 328 00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:56,003 Stephen's right. You've got a lovely place here, Mr Eddowes. 329 00:20:56,003 --> 00:20:57,963 Michael, please. 330 00:20:59,163 --> 00:21:03,483 I was so delighted that you accepted my invitation. 331 00:21:03,483 --> 00:21:06,683 I thought perhaps you wouldn't. 332 00:21:10,123 --> 00:21:11,683 Oh. Let me. 333 00:21:23,363 --> 00:21:25,803 That's rather smart. 334 00:21:25,803 --> 00:21:30,003 It was a present. From an admirer, no doubt. 335 00:21:30,003 --> 00:21:32,563 Jack Profumo, actually. 336 00:21:32,563 --> 00:21:36,123 Profumo? The War Minister? 337 00:21:36,123 --> 00:21:39,323 He's something in government, isn't he? 338 00:21:41,003 --> 00:21:42,603 Something important, anyway. 339 00:21:54,203 --> 00:21:58,443 Christine... Thank you ever so much for lunch, Michael. 340 00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:00,883 You're very sweet. 341 00:22:05,603 --> 00:22:07,443 Darby and Joan, those two. 342 00:22:09,923 --> 00:22:13,003 Isn't Ward worried the Russian chap's a spy? 343 00:22:13,003 --> 00:22:15,643 Eugene? 344 00:22:15,643 --> 00:22:17,923 Stephen says it doesn't matter because... 345 00:22:17,923 --> 00:22:20,923 Well, cos wotsit's keeping an eye on him. 346 00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:23,523 You know, they listen in on the phones as well. MI5? 347 00:22:25,563 --> 00:22:27,803 Makes him feel important. 348 00:22:28,803 --> 00:22:30,603 See you later, Michael. 349 00:22:37,043 --> 00:22:40,123 Christine, baby! You stay away from me! No, listen! 350 00:22:40,123 --> 00:22:42,923 I just want to apologise for our misunderstanding. 351 00:22:42,923 --> 00:22:44,243 I wasn't thinking straight. 352 00:22:44,243 --> 00:22:46,523 You're not right in the bloody head, that's why! 353 00:22:46,523 --> 00:22:49,683 Mr Eddowes, can you get me out of here, please? Look here! This really isn't on! 354 00:22:49,683 --> 00:22:53,323 If you would be kind enough to allow me to explain myself. I don't want to talk to you, Lucky! 355 00:22:53,323 --> 00:22:57,603 When are you going to get it? We're not together, you and me, any more! We're finished! Listen, Christine. 356 00:22:57,603 --> 00:23:01,323 Please. Lucky, all right, you're not doing yourself any favours. Edgecombe is no good! 357 00:23:01,323 --> 00:23:05,643 You need to know that! Him slipping it to every girl he meets! Well, he's twice the bloke you'll ever be, 358 00:23:05,643 --> 00:23:08,723 so piss off out my business! No, listen, me just trying to apologise. 359 00:23:08,723 --> 00:23:11,723 Drive! Me trying to help you, Christine, man! 360 00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:13,483 Get off of me, man! 361 00:23:21,043 --> 00:23:22,523 Lucky says it's me. 362 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,163 I drive him crazy. 363 00:23:27,723 --> 00:23:29,603 Got that right. 364 00:23:29,603 --> 00:23:30,883 You drive ME crazy. 365 00:23:32,603 --> 00:23:34,723 Man's got a screw loose. 366 00:23:35,723 --> 00:23:37,203 Everyone knows that. 367 00:23:39,283 --> 00:23:40,923 I should get a gun to keep me safe. 368 00:23:42,803 --> 00:23:44,523 The only thing he understands. 369 00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:45,643 Hm. 370 00:23:45,643 --> 00:23:47,243 I'll keep you safe. 371 00:23:48,723 --> 00:23:49,843 Will you? 372 00:23:52,563 --> 00:23:55,483 Every way I know how. 373 00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:07,603 Are you sure you didn't get that job? Yeah. 374 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:11,603 They said they weren't hiring. 375 00:24:11,603 --> 00:24:14,643 Which is what they always say before you see a white guy walk up 376 00:24:14,643 --> 00:24:16,283 and shake their hand. 377 00:24:21,363 --> 00:24:24,203 Do you know anyone who could get hold of a gun? 378 00:24:24,203 --> 00:24:26,603 You got the wrong man, girl! 379 00:24:27,843 --> 00:24:29,643 Johnny Edgecombe is a man of peace. 380 00:24:29,643 --> 00:24:31,483 Peace. 381 00:24:31,483 --> 00:24:32,923 And music. 382 00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,203 And love. 383 00:24:41,123 --> 00:24:42,683 You sure about that? 384 00:24:46,003 --> 00:24:47,603 GUNSHOT 385 00:24:47,603 --> 00:24:50,243 GUNSHOT 386 00:24:50,243 --> 00:24:51,763 GUNFIRE 387 00:24:54,603 --> 00:24:57,963 I'm not certain this is a good idea, Stephen. 388 00:24:57,963 --> 00:25:01,723 You know Mandy. Always keen on a new experience. 389 00:25:01,723 --> 00:25:04,723 No, no, I meant putting Arran and Ivanov together. 390 00:25:04,723 --> 00:25:07,203 Perhaps we should leave politics to the politicians. 391 00:25:07,203 --> 00:25:09,363 GUNSHOT 392 00:25:11,363 --> 00:25:15,083 Although, obviously, you will get rid of Mandy before lunch? 393 00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:18,403 I wouldn't dream of bringing her to the house, Bill, you know that. 394 00:25:19,803 --> 00:25:23,083 Mutually assured destruction. 395 00:25:23,083 --> 00:25:26,563 The world is on the brink of nuclear war 396 00:25:26,563 --> 00:25:29,643 and Lord Arran has the ear of the Prime Minister. 397 00:25:31,483 --> 00:25:32,883 GUNSHOT 398 00:25:32,883 --> 00:25:36,123 I can mention your idea to the PM, Dr Ward. 399 00:25:38,443 --> 00:25:42,843 Though I'm not quite clear what a Russian naval attache is doing, 400 00:25:42,843 --> 00:25:44,883 attempting to set up peace talks. 401 00:25:47,203 --> 00:25:51,083 Well, not everyone in the Kremlin is as hellbent on war as 402 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,403 Khrushchev, my Lord. 403 00:25:53,403 --> 00:25:58,243 And my friendship with Eugene puts me in a rather unique 404 00:25:58,243 --> 00:25:59,683 position, you might say. 405 00:26:01,883 --> 00:26:04,723 GUNSHOT Bloody hell! 406 00:26:04,723 --> 00:26:06,803 Oh! DOG BARKS 407 00:26:06,803 --> 00:26:08,203 Oh, bugger! Careful, Miss! 408 00:26:08,203 --> 00:26:10,003 Sorry. 409 00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:13,603 I'll take that. CHUCKLES 410 00:26:16,203 --> 00:26:19,643 This Arran, he don't take me seriously, I can tell. 411 00:26:19,643 --> 00:26:22,443 Eugene, Lord Arran is an English aristocrat. 412 00:26:22,443 --> 00:26:26,883 He's spent a lifetime perfecting the same expression for everything, 413 00:26:26,883 --> 00:26:29,563 whether he takes it seriously or not. 414 00:26:29,563 --> 00:26:31,763 What do you think Eton's for? 415 00:26:31,763 --> 00:26:34,483 You didn't go to Eton, my friend. 416 00:26:34,483 --> 00:26:38,523 These public schools that are in fact private, it's... 417 00:26:38,523 --> 00:26:41,483 I went to a public school, just not Eton. 418 00:26:41,483 --> 00:26:46,043 Or Harrow, or Charterhouse, or Winchester, or Sherborne! 419 00:26:46,043 --> 00:26:49,923 Sherborne is practically a minor public school, actually. Good. 420 00:26:49,923 --> 00:26:54,003 I've caught you. Bill's in the bath, but he's suffering, I can tell. 421 00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:55,203 His sacroiliac's out. 422 00:26:55,203 --> 00:26:57,523 If you can spare the time, do pop along, would you? 423 00:26:57,523 --> 00:26:59,283 After supper. 424 00:26:59,283 --> 00:27:01,923 I can always spare you the time, Lady Astor. 425 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:07,003 You've met, I think, Captain Ivanov. 426 00:27:07,003 --> 00:27:11,083 I imagine you already know Lady Astor was a celebrated 427 00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:13,363 mannequin before she met her husband. 428 00:27:13,363 --> 00:27:16,123 Well, retired. We all retire when we marry. 429 00:27:16,123 --> 00:27:17,603 Not from everything, I hope? 430 00:27:21,163 --> 00:27:23,963 Forgive me, Captain. We're just about to beat the gong. 431 00:27:27,603 --> 00:27:30,283 We didn't get an invitation for supper, huh? 432 00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:37,363 I fear my presence reminds Lady Astor of Bill's bachelor days. 433 00:27:39,203 --> 00:27:42,803 Beans on toast at the cottage, old chap. Food of gods! 434 00:27:42,803 --> 00:27:45,723 Communism, my friend. Communism. 435 00:27:57,403 --> 00:27:59,203 High society. 436 00:27:59,203 --> 00:28:03,923 Stephen couldn't resist a toff any more than he could a pretty face. 437 00:28:03,923 --> 00:28:06,963 He saw himself as so much more than just a doctor. 438 00:28:08,963 --> 00:28:13,203 And with his finger in all those pies, is it any surprise MI5 439 00:28:13,203 --> 00:28:15,523 were beginning to wonder whose side he was on? 440 00:28:21,563 --> 00:28:25,443 Dr Ward, our society osteopath. 441 00:28:25,443 --> 00:28:27,323 Foreign Office passed it on. 442 00:28:29,163 --> 00:28:31,683 I always knew Ward was a loose cannon, but really! 443 00:28:31,683 --> 00:28:34,723 He's been on to Lord Arran, trying to set up a peace summit here 444 00:28:34,723 --> 00:28:38,083 in London. Seems to think he can solve the Cuban Crisis. 445 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:40,443 He's a back doctor, for God's sake! 446 00:28:40,443 --> 00:28:43,403 Clearly, he considers himself something of an emissary for the 447 00:28:43,403 --> 00:28:49,243 moderate Russian view. Emissary for cloud-ruddy-cuckoo-land! 448 00:28:49,243 --> 00:28:54,163 Peace! That is the last thing Comrade Ivanov's interested in! 449 00:28:54,163 --> 00:28:57,723 Surely Ward sees it. The man's a threat to national security. 450 00:28:57,723 --> 00:29:00,443 He's playing Ward like a Stradivarius. 451 00:29:00,443 --> 00:29:02,803 If only we knew the tune. 452 00:29:02,803 --> 00:29:06,643 You're continuing to keep an eye? Certainly am, sir. 453 00:29:06,643 --> 00:29:10,923 Ivanov's always at Wimpole Mews and Ward keeps interesting company. 454 00:29:12,763 --> 00:29:15,443 These popsies of his that come and go. 455 00:29:15,443 --> 00:29:19,363 I was wondering if it would be useful to have a word with them. 456 00:29:19,363 --> 00:29:21,163 Good God! Whatever for? 457 00:29:21,163 --> 00:29:25,483 It's just, well, they're clearly very close to both Ward and Ivanov. 458 00:29:27,803 --> 00:29:30,923 And there's started to be a certain amount of noise about one of 459 00:29:30,923 --> 00:29:35,243 the girls and the Secretary of State for War. Profumo? 460 00:29:36,523 --> 00:29:39,363 Well, we know about that. It's done and dusted. 461 00:29:39,363 --> 00:29:41,483 Let's leave well alone. 462 00:29:41,483 --> 00:29:44,763 Especially when we can see exactly what they are. 463 00:29:44,763 --> 00:29:46,563 Window dressing. 464 00:29:46,563 --> 00:29:48,483 Parsley on the plate. 465 00:29:49,723 --> 00:29:52,083 These girls aren't going to cause any trouble. 466 00:30:00,563 --> 00:30:02,843 Not bad for twenty quid, eh? 467 00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:04,603 Said it was from the war. 468 00:30:04,603 --> 00:30:07,083 Stop pointing that thing. 469 00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:09,803 SHE GIGGLES It's not loaded. 470 00:30:09,803 --> 00:30:11,683 Yet. 471 00:30:11,683 --> 00:30:14,843 Oh, come on! Let's go out. 472 00:30:14,843 --> 00:30:18,483 I can't remember the last time we went dancing. 473 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:21,523 Do you fancy it? The all-nighters? 474 00:30:21,523 --> 00:30:23,723 Yeah, but not with this. No, no, no, come on! 475 00:30:25,963 --> 00:30:28,003 I told you, didn't I? 476 00:30:29,603 --> 00:30:31,363 I'll look after you, darling, hey? 477 00:30:43,443 --> 00:30:45,363 Rargh! SHE SQUEALS 478 00:30:45,363 --> 00:30:49,483 You're looking good. You're not so bad, yourself. 479 00:30:49,483 --> 00:30:51,883 Best looking girl in the West End. 480 00:30:53,883 --> 00:30:56,643 Come on. All right. 481 00:30:56,643 --> 00:30:58,603 Oh, flippin 'eck! 482 00:31:12,723 --> 00:31:14,163 Jack? Mm. 483 00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:17,603 You haven't happened to see this month's parliamentary sketch, 484 00:31:17,603 --> 00:31:19,803 have you? Good God, no! 485 00:31:19,803 --> 00:31:22,523 Do I look like a dipsomaniac backbencher? 486 00:31:22,523 --> 00:31:24,123 Perhaps you should take a look. 487 00:31:25,923 --> 00:31:27,923 You see what they're implying? 488 00:31:27,923 --> 00:31:30,083 It's obtuse enough. 489 00:31:31,363 --> 00:31:34,523 "Who spilt the beans to MI5? 490 00:31:34,523 --> 00:31:39,043 "Because every time the card playing Russian spy arrived to admire 491 00:31:39,043 --> 00:31:42,003 "the showgirl's curves, out of the backdoor slipped the 492 00:31:42,003 --> 00:31:44,203 "Honourable Member for X." 493 00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:46,923 I wouldn't call that obtuse. It's you and Christine! 494 00:31:46,923 --> 00:31:50,283 Nonsense, Bill. It's absolute tosh! It was all over months ago. 495 00:31:52,363 --> 00:31:53,723 Christine who? 496 00:31:59,963 --> 00:32:03,883 Bill looks awfully worried. He came out of the womb looking like that. 497 00:32:03,883 --> 00:32:07,243 It's just Westminster gossip. I'll fill you in after supper. 498 00:32:34,963 --> 00:32:37,003 You know I love you, right? 499 00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:49,083 Don't turn round, 500 00:32:49,083 --> 00:32:51,283 but Lucky's here. 501 00:32:51,283 --> 00:32:53,803 Don't! 502 00:32:53,803 --> 00:32:56,763 Are you scared? No. 503 00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:01,483 He's the guy with the problem. Screw him! 504 00:33:01,483 --> 00:33:03,323 It's a free country. 505 00:33:06,883 --> 00:33:08,723 Hey, cool it! 506 00:33:08,723 --> 00:33:10,643 Cool it! 507 00:33:10,643 --> 00:33:15,123 I got plenty of trouble without you running around finding it for me. I don't want trouble. 508 00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:18,163 If he doesn't like it, he can piss off. Come on! 509 00:33:20,203 --> 00:33:22,283 Leave it, man, it's not worth it! It's disrespect! 510 00:33:25,363 --> 00:33:27,923 What was that, man? Listen, come on, you know me. 511 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:32,443 Leave it, leave it! Watch out! What you trying to do to me, hm? 512 00:33:32,443 --> 00:33:36,083 Rubbing my nose in it! You know everybody know me here! That's enough for now, man! 513 00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:40,403 We don't want any trouble! This has nothing to do with you, man! This has everything to do with me! 514 00:33:40,403 --> 00:33:44,243 Not so full of it now, are you? Shut your fucking mouth! I said leave it! What you going to do? 515 00:33:44,243 --> 00:33:46,723 I swear to you, I go box you right now! Swear what?! 516 00:33:48,883 --> 00:33:50,523 Come on! 517 00:33:50,523 --> 00:33:52,523 Yeah, go on, go on, go on! SHE SCREAMS 518 00:33:52,523 --> 00:33:54,643 You little bitch! 519 00:33:54,643 --> 00:33:57,003 Leave her alone! Leave her alone? 520 00:33:57,003 --> 00:34:01,363 Johnny! You try and play bad? What you going to do? 521 00:34:01,363 --> 00:34:03,203 Go on, now! Do it, now! 522 00:34:03,203 --> 00:34:04,723 Go on, now! What you got? 523 00:34:04,723 --> 00:34:06,923 Bring it! SCREAMING 524 00:34:16,443 --> 00:34:18,243 Cut me. 525 00:34:18,243 --> 00:34:20,163 Everybody see it, him cut me! 526 00:34:20,163 --> 00:34:21,643 Them go' jail you! 527 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:23,203 You mad bitch! 528 00:34:23,203 --> 00:34:24,923 Them go' jail both of you! 529 00:34:24,923 --> 00:34:26,843 Go on, run! Run! 530 00:34:29,883 --> 00:34:31,683 Christine, where are you? 531 00:34:33,243 --> 00:34:34,563 Christine! 532 00:34:46,803 --> 00:34:49,003 PHONE RINGS 533 00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:51,723 What's that? Mandy? What? 534 00:34:51,723 --> 00:34:54,763 Under the pillow! Oh, calm down. It's only a bit of Fruit and Nut, 535 00:34:54,763 --> 00:34:57,803 in case... In case? What in case? Well, a bomb. 536 00:34:57,803 --> 00:35:02,563 If the warning goes off, it doesn't matter if it gives me spots, does it? 537 00:35:02,563 --> 00:35:08,323 Marylebone 643. It's all kicked off with Lucky! Get Stephen! 538 00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:11,803 Oh, no! Stephen's at the cottage. I'm in proper trouble, Mand! 539 00:35:11,803 --> 00:35:13,603 I'm going to come over. 540 00:35:13,603 --> 00:35:16,843 No, listen, just lie low for a bit, OK? 541 00:35:18,003 --> 00:35:20,363 Peter's here. Talk to you tomorrow. 542 00:35:20,363 --> 00:35:23,843 Stephen will be back by then. Mand! Get... 543 00:35:23,843 --> 00:35:26,003 PHONE PIPS Shit! 544 00:35:28,203 --> 00:35:31,003 Christine, what are you playing at? We got to split! 545 00:35:31,003 --> 00:35:33,003 No! Before the pigs! Baby, come on! 546 00:35:33,003 --> 00:35:35,443 Why did you have to cut him?! 547 00:35:53,203 --> 00:35:55,083 DOOR OPENS 548 00:36:13,403 --> 00:36:16,123 Oh, little baby, what is it about you? 549 00:36:16,123 --> 00:36:18,963 Chaos seems to follow you wherever you go. 550 00:36:18,963 --> 00:36:21,483 It wasn't me who pulled a knife. No, I know. 551 00:36:21,483 --> 00:36:25,043 But I did hear your knight in shining armour gave Lucky 552 00:36:25,043 --> 00:36:28,403 a face full of stitches. Lucky started it. 553 00:36:28,403 --> 00:36:31,003 The police should be after him, just as much as Johnny. 554 00:36:31,003 --> 00:36:33,323 And any good solicitor will make exactly that case. 555 00:36:33,323 --> 00:36:34,923 Self-defence. 556 00:36:34,923 --> 00:36:39,923 If Lucky provoked him, struck the first blow. Of course he bloody did! 557 00:36:43,083 --> 00:36:45,683 I never thought Johnny would pull a stunt like that. 558 00:36:47,123 --> 00:36:48,683 Never thought he had it in him. 559 00:36:48,683 --> 00:36:51,763 Notting Hill, little baby. What did I say? 560 00:36:51,763 --> 00:36:54,003 I am not moving back to Wimpole Mews, Stephen. 561 00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:58,083 Did I even suggest it? I can't always come crying to you, can I? 562 00:36:58,083 --> 00:36:59,843 I've got to stand on my own two feet. 563 00:37:03,083 --> 00:37:06,163 How much does a good solicitor cost, anyway? 564 00:37:09,363 --> 00:37:11,923 Little baby! 565 00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:15,003 Lots and lots of money. 566 00:37:22,163 --> 00:37:24,403 Wiggy's brother got a place in Brentford. 567 00:37:24,403 --> 00:37:25,843 I'm not going to Brentford. 568 00:37:27,243 --> 00:37:29,523 Stephen's right. And Mr Eddowes. 569 00:37:29,523 --> 00:37:31,723 You have to hand yourself in. 570 00:37:31,723 --> 00:37:33,443 Fuck that! 571 00:37:35,363 --> 00:37:38,603 Mr Eddowes. Is that who you're seeing? 572 00:37:38,603 --> 00:37:41,203 Don't start that again. Checking up on me. 573 00:37:41,203 --> 00:37:44,043 I'm only doing this so we don't have to cough up for a solicitor. 574 00:37:44,043 --> 00:37:46,163 It's normal to want to know where you are, 575 00:37:46,163 --> 00:37:47,563 if we're together. 576 00:37:47,563 --> 00:37:48,843 If? 577 00:37:50,523 --> 00:37:52,243 Is that a question? 578 00:37:54,563 --> 00:37:56,163 No, no, no. Hold on! Hold on! 579 00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:01,363 It's hard. The walls are closing in, you know? 580 00:38:01,363 --> 00:38:05,283 When you're stuck in here all day and all night. 581 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:08,203 Well, you brought that on yourself. I was protecting you! 582 00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:11,883 You're my girl, Christine. 583 00:38:11,883 --> 00:38:14,523 It doesn't mean you bloody own me! 584 00:38:20,483 --> 00:38:24,683 You look particularly lovely tonight. Is this new? 585 00:38:24,683 --> 00:38:27,483 Yes, I've had it a few weeks. 586 00:38:27,483 --> 00:38:32,683 This is ridiculous, how is this being reported. 587 00:38:32,683 --> 00:38:36,163 Like some glorious American victory. 588 00:38:36,163 --> 00:38:39,723 Can I get you another drink? Thank you, my dear. 589 00:38:41,923 --> 00:38:44,403 Can you believe this? I rather think you have to... 590 00:38:44,403 --> 00:38:47,123 Close your eyes and think of the free legal advice, hm? 591 00:38:48,723 --> 00:38:51,963 Believe me, Khrushchev has made some counter demands to the 592 00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:54,003 Americans, wait and see. 593 00:38:54,003 --> 00:38:56,683 God! Change the bloody record! 594 00:38:56,683 --> 00:38:59,443 America was always going to come out on top, wasn't it? 595 00:38:59,443 --> 00:39:03,803 More naval and air power, loads more intercontinental missiles. 596 00:39:03,803 --> 00:39:08,203 Mandy is the expert! We should all listen to her. I can read the paper. 597 00:39:08,203 --> 00:39:11,483 Russia's got the ground troops, but that doesn't matter any more. 598 00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:13,963 The theatre of war has shifted. 599 00:39:13,963 --> 00:39:17,643 Of course ground troops matter! 600 00:39:17,643 --> 00:39:21,083 Ask the Germans if ground troops matter. 601 00:39:21,083 --> 00:39:24,363 Mr Profumo would be able to fill us in, perhaps? 602 00:39:25,803 --> 00:39:29,043 I'm not sure if I want to know how close we came to being blown 603 00:39:29,043 --> 00:39:31,203 to kingdom come, thank you very much. 604 00:39:31,203 --> 00:39:34,643 You know Profumo? Not as well as Christine, by the look of it. 605 00:39:37,803 --> 00:39:40,603 Beautiful place, Cliveden. Very English. 606 00:39:40,603 --> 00:39:41,803 Typical. 607 00:39:43,163 --> 00:39:47,443 Another spring cottage, Stephen is the host with the most. 608 00:39:47,443 --> 00:39:50,083 Cheers to that! 609 00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:53,043 Na zdorovie. Cheers. Chin-chin. 610 00:40:01,483 --> 00:40:03,523 Your turn! 611 00:40:07,043 --> 00:40:09,763 GIGGLING 612 00:40:09,763 --> 00:40:13,203 Right, I think it's time for a race. Girls against boys! No, no, no. 613 00:40:13,203 --> 00:40:15,763 A piggyback race, girls on boys' shoulders. 614 00:40:15,763 --> 00:40:19,923 Oh, my goodness! No, no, no, let's do Russia against England, huh? Yes. 615 00:40:19,923 --> 00:40:23,163 Over here, young lady. Your country needs you. 616 00:40:24,883 --> 00:40:26,683 Don't tickle me! 617 00:40:29,563 --> 00:40:33,163 Honestly! They're like children sometimes, aren't they? 618 00:40:33,163 --> 00:40:36,123 On your starting marks, please! Wait, wait, wait, wait! 619 00:40:36,123 --> 00:40:38,683 Not exactly like children. 620 00:40:38,683 --> 00:40:41,723 And ready, steady, go! 621 00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:49,003 CHEERING 622 00:40:49,003 --> 00:40:50,643 Yay! England have won! 623 00:40:50,643 --> 00:40:52,683 Fantastic. 624 00:41:00,203 --> 00:41:02,923 Are you sure we haven't met before? 625 00:41:02,923 --> 00:41:04,443 You look so awfully familiar. 626 00:41:13,283 --> 00:41:14,563 No! 627 00:41:14,563 --> 00:41:16,203 Yes! I'm afraid so! 628 00:41:21,563 --> 00:41:23,763 I've never been anywhere like this before. 629 00:41:23,763 --> 00:41:25,043 It's charming, isn't it? 630 00:41:28,443 --> 00:41:29,883 Bloody hell! 631 00:41:31,603 --> 00:41:34,443 There's a lot to dust! HE CHUCKLES 632 00:41:35,723 --> 00:41:37,923 It's like being in a fairy tale. 633 00:41:37,923 --> 00:41:39,563 Hm. 634 00:41:43,403 --> 00:41:45,443 Murray's. 635 00:41:45,443 --> 00:41:48,243 Murray's Club, with the feathers. Oh, yeah. 636 00:41:48,243 --> 00:41:50,843 Yeah, that's me! 637 00:41:50,843 --> 00:41:52,603 Did we have a drink? 638 00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:56,363 Oh, sorry. 639 00:41:56,363 --> 00:41:58,243 I have drinks with lots of gentlemen. 640 00:42:21,683 --> 00:42:23,363 Ah, here you are. 641 00:42:23,363 --> 00:42:25,763 Ah! 642 00:42:25,763 --> 00:42:29,723 Another race! Best out of three. I insist. 643 00:42:29,723 --> 00:42:33,723 Come on. All right. National honour must be satisfied! 644 00:42:33,723 --> 00:42:36,243 LAUGHTER 645 00:42:38,963 --> 00:42:40,643 Let's go! 646 00:42:40,643 --> 00:42:42,443 Stop it! 647 00:42:47,323 --> 00:42:49,243 SHE SIGHS 648 00:42:53,243 --> 00:42:56,123 Mr Eddowes says you corrupted me. 649 00:42:56,123 --> 00:43:00,563 I hope you told him I was very laced at that party, darling. 650 00:43:00,563 --> 00:43:02,403 Piss off. 651 00:43:05,243 --> 00:43:06,963 Have you ever been in love? 652 00:43:10,203 --> 00:43:12,203 20 times a day, little baby. You know me. 653 00:43:14,243 --> 00:43:16,523 Why have we never done it, do you think? 654 00:43:16,523 --> 00:43:18,963 You shagged Mandy. 655 00:43:18,963 --> 00:43:22,443 Are you frightened of me, Stephen? 656 00:43:22,443 --> 00:43:25,523 What are you scared of? 657 00:43:25,523 --> 00:43:28,243 Yes, thank you. SHE LAUGHS 658 00:43:33,843 --> 00:43:37,843 I swear, when I'm sat in Mr Eddowes' car, it's like 659 00:43:37,843 --> 00:43:39,363 I'm 12 again. 660 00:43:39,363 --> 00:43:40,683 13. 661 00:43:42,843 --> 00:43:45,843 All those dads used to touch me up when I baby-sat their kids. 662 00:43:47,403 --> 00:43:49,643 Some wrinkly old cock. 663 00:43:51,083 --> 00:43:55,083 Well, you don't have to look. PHONE RINGS 664 00:43:56,123 --> 00:43:58,363 Well, you don't. Why would you? 665 00:43:58,363 --> 00:43:59,523 What?! 666 00:43:59,523 --> 00:44:02,243 Ever?! And there you have it. 667 00:44:02,243 --> 00:44:05,483 That is why Mandy has a mink coat and a Jaguar and will have 668 00:44:05,483 --> 00:44:08,603 a diamond ring and a flat in Mayfair by the time she's 21. 669 00:44:08,603 --> 00:44:12,923 Last of the great romantics, our Mand! Mm-hm. 670 00:44:12,923 --> 00:44:15,923 Peter's dead! 671 00:44:18,123 --> 00:44:20,003 He's had a heart attack. 672 00:44:20,003 --> 00:44:22,803 SHE LAUGHS It's not a joke! 673 00:44:24,643 --> 00:44:26,483 They found him in his car. 674 00:44:27,523 --> 00:44:30,843 He's dropped dead. 675 00:44:30,843 --> 00:44:34,443 I was foul to him the last time I saw him. I never knew. 676 00:44:34,443 --> 00:44:36,923 And now I'll never be able to say I'm sorry. 677 00:44:36,923 --> 00:44:39,603 Sshh. I told him he had bad breath. 678 00:44:39,603 --> 00:44:41,723 I didn't mean it. 679 00:44:41,723 --> 00:44:46,363 He didn't. Little baby. SHE SOBS 680 00:44:58,083 --> 00:44:59,523 Hey! 681 00:45:00,643 --> 00:45:02,363 I'm sorry about before, doll. 682 00:45:05,283 --> 00:45:06,323 Johnny? 683 00:45:23,403 --> 00:45:26,723 Hey, hey, hey, Christine! How's it hanging, beautiful? 684 00:45:26,723 --> 00:45:29,923 You know, we have some Mellor opium. Darrell, have you seen Johnny? 685 00:45:29,923 --> 00:45:32,043 He'll be around here somewhere, you know. 686 00:45:39,723 --> 00:45:42,043 What the hell are you doing with my boyfriend, you bitch? 687 00:45:42,043 --> 00:45:43,643 He's not your boyfriend. 688 00:45:43,643 --> 00:45:45,243 He bloody is! Look at you. 689 00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:46,443 He must be desperate. 690 00:45:48,283 --> 00:45:51,243 What? No, no! Come on! Come on! Cool it! Cool it, Christine! 691 00:45:51,243 --> 00:45:53,363 Can't keep it in your trousers for one bloody night? 692 00:45:53,363 --> 00:45:55,603 Why should I? You're off putting it around the West End! 693 00:45:55,603 --> 00:45:57,723 Yeah, for you! You're the one that cut Lucky Gordon. 694 00:45:57,723 --> 00:45:59,483 Who wanted the gun, Christine? 695 00:45:59,483 --> 00:46:01,763 I've got coppers everywhere looking for me! Fuck off! 696 00:46:01,763 --> 00:46:03,483 I've got all the law on me because of you! 697 00:46:03,483 --> 00:46:05,883 You know what? Screw the little scrubber's brains out! 698 00:46:05,883 --> 00:46:07,323 I don't give a toss. 699 00:46:07,323 --> 00:46:11,203 But if you think I'm going to stand up for you in court or get a solicitor for you, John Edgecombe, 700 00:46:11,203 --> 00:46:14,163 you've got another fucking think coming! Get out of my way! 701 00:46:27,563 --> 00:46:28,603 Darling. 702 00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:32,203 Sexy. 703 00:46:35,203 --> 00:46:37,803 The floors are freezing. 704 00:46:37,803 --> 00:46:41,683 There's a Rembrandt in the study, but they're too mean to heat the house. 705 00:46:41,683 --> 00:46:44,203 When you said party, I thought you meant party-party. 706 00:46:44,203 --> 00:46:45,963 Are you not in the mood? 707 00:46:45,963 --> 00:46:47,803 Thank you. 708 00:46:47,803 --> 00:46:51,123 As my mother used to say, if you're bored, you're boring. 709 00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:53,843 Cor, if people knew! 710 00:46:55,363 --> 00:47:00,403 When I left home, I had this idea in my head about London society - 711 00:47:00,403 --> 00:47:01,443 whatever it's called. 712 00:47:02,763 --> 00:47:06,443 Like, everyone was posh was better. Sex is the great equaliser, 713 00:47:06,443 --> 00:47:07,723 little baby. 714 00:47:07,723 --> 00:47:10,643 You always say that, but no-one's doing this in Wraysbury. 715 00:47:10,643 --> 00:47:12,523 Two people, lights out, ten minutes. 716 00:47:17,803 --> 00:47:19,643 I should write a bloody book. 717 00:47:19,643 --> 00:47:22,683 Chrissie, dear, who is the Prime Minister? 718 00:47:24,483 --> 00:47:26,003 Why, is he here? No. 719 00:47:26,003 --> 00:47:27,723 I mean, what is his name? 720 00:47:27,723 --> 00:47:29,243 If you're going to be a writer, hm? 721 00:47:30,563 --> 00:47:31,683 Our good old PM. 722 00:47:33,443 --> 00:47:35,963 I'm not stupid, Stephen! 723 00:47:35,963 --> 00:47:38,523 I know you're not, darling, but you are deliciously ignorant. 724 00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:40,043 Why are you being so horrible? 725 00:47:41,843 --> 00:47:42,883 Hey! 726 00:47:44,203 --> 00:47:46,923 Little baby! Hm? 727 00:47:51,603 --> 00:47:53,003 Can I stay with you for a bit? 728 00:47:54,483 --> 00:47:55,763 I'd be delighted. 729 00:47:56,963 --> 00:47:59,083 ECSTATIC MOANING 730 00:48:04,043 --> 00:48:05,843 Time for cocoa and pyjamas, 731 00:48:05,843 --> 00:48:06,883 I think. 732 00:48:27,643 --> 00:48:29,483 You couldn't lend me a fiver, 733 00:48:29,483 --> 00:48:30,523 could you? 734 00:48:32,363 --> 00:48:35,083 I've got my mum breathing down my neck about her rates. 735 00:48:49,723 --> 00:48:51,243 Need to cash a cheque. 736 00:48:55,443 --> 00:48:59,643 Must dash. Maharajah with a frozen shoulder. 737 00:49:01,003 --> 00:49:05,483 Help yourself to whatever there is, little baby. Not much, I'm afraid. 738 00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:09,723 I was really in love with Johnny. 739 00:49:13,363 --> 00:49:15,163 Oh, little baby! 740 00:49:18,203 --> 00:49:19,723 You always are... 741 00:49:21,763 --> 00:49:23,763 ..until the next one. Hm? 742 00:49:30,163 --> 00:49:31,963 No-one understands you like I do. 743 00:49:33,723 --> 00:49:34,923 That's the thing... 744 00:49:36,443 --> 00:49:37,803 ..we're twins. 745 00:49:43,483 --> 00:49:45,723 No, we're bloody not. 746 00:49:45,723 --> 00:49:47,123 DOOR CLOSES Stephen? 747 00:50:33,643 --> 00:50:34,683 May I telephone you? 748 00:50:37,323 --> 00:50:40,963 I'm in the book - Stephen's number. 749 00:51:02,603 --> 00:51:04,243 A new suit? 750 00:51:04,243 --> 00:51:05,483 Yes. What do you think? 751 00:51:08,603 --> 00:51:10,603 Very dashing. 752 00:51:10,603 --> 00:51:14,323 Yes. Though do ask your tailor if it's necessary to cut your trousers so tight. 753 00:51:14,323 --> 00:51:18,843 The world can see your penis. It pays to advertise. 754 00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:20,203 Isn't that what they say? 755 00:51:20,203 --> 00:51:22,203 Rather depends on what you're selling. 756 00:51:22,203 --> 00:51:23,563 HE CHUCKLES 757 00:51:25,923 --> 00:51:30,243 Don't you think a prospective leader had better shut up shop, 758 00:51:30,243 --> 00:51:32,723 particularly if he's playing happy families? 759 00:51:33,763 --> 00:51:37,083 Well, you never know. After Macmillan, 760 00:51:37,083 --> 00:51:40,003 the country might be rather grateful for a Prime Minister 761 00:51:40,003 --> 00:51:41,403 with a working todger. 762 00:51:42,963 --> 00:51:45,883 If you have a fault, my darling, it is overconfidence. 763 00:51:47,003 --> 00:51:49,123 And don't say todger, Jack. 764 00:51:49,123 --> 00:51:50,963 Not if you ever want to fuck me again. 765 00:51:52,203 --> 00:51:53,243 Oh, but I do. 766 00:52:18,243 --> 00:52:19,283 Laddie died. 767 00:52:25,603 --> 00:52:29,323 It's from my sister. My pony... 768 00:52:32,763 --> 00:52:36,523 ..he was hit by a car the same day Peter passed. 769 00:52:36,523 --> 00:52:37,563 Isn't that strange? 770 00:52:39,843 --> 00:52:43,443 I saved every penny of pocket money I had to pay for Laddie. 771 00:52:47,443 --> 00:52:49,883 When I was 12, he was my whole world. 772 00:52:52,683 --> 00:52:54,243 You'll get over it. 773 00:52:54,243 --> 00:52:56,963 Well, I know I will, but I feel really shitty now! 774 00:52:56,963 --> 00:52:58,563 BANGING ON DOOR 775 00:52:58,563 --> 00:53:01,643 Christine? Shit! It's Johnny. 776 00:53:01,643 --> 00:53:02,683 I know you're in there! 777 00:53:04,443 --> 00:53:08,963 I mean it, Christine! Get your arse down here! I've got the law all over me cos of Lucky. 778 00:53:08,963 --> 00:53:10,123 Tell him I'm not here! 779 00:53:10,123 --> 00:53:11,363 Well, where are you? 780 00:53:11,363 --> 00:53:14,363 I don't know, make it up. Say I'm... Christine! ..at the hairdresser's. 781 00:53:14,363 --> 00:53:16,243 I'll not be a sacrifice! 782 00:53:16,243 --> 00:53:21,363 What, any black stud do for you, eh? You not be messing with me no more! 783 00:53:21,363 --> 00:53:22,403 She's not here. 784 00:53:22,403 --> 00:53:26,763 She's gone to the hairdresser. Bullshit! Christine! I've got a taxi 785 00:53:26,763 --> 00:53:30,683 waiting for me. It's cost me money! Christine! 786 00:53:32,043 --> 00:53:33,523 Come on! There it is. 787 00:53:33,523 --> 00:53:34,883 Now you can piss off. 788 00:53:34,883 --> 00:53:36,123 What you playing at? 789 00:53:36,123 --> 00:53:38,643 I'm coming for you! Ooh, big man! 790 00:53:38,643 --> 00:53:40,083 Christine, you're winding him up! 791 00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:42,243 Go to your little spacky-faced bitch at the shebeen! 792 00:53:42,243 --> 00:53:45,963 She probably doesn't even know what it feels like to have a real man! Christine! 793 00:53:45,963 --> 00:53:47,003 THEY SCREAM 794 00:54:04,243 --> 00:54:06,123 Stephen, Johnny's trying to kill us. 795 00:54:06,123 --> 00:54:07,283 You need to come quick. 796 00:54:10,643 --> 00:54:11,683 Drive! Now drive! 797 00:54:12,803 --> 00:54:13,843 Yes, now! 798 00:54:28,323 --> 00:54:30,283 And I can quote you on that? Mandy... 799 00:54:30,283 --> 00:54:32,603 Rice-Davies, with a hyphen. 800 00:54:33,963 --> 00:54:37,603 Christine's the model and I'm the actress. 801 00:54:37,603 --> 00:54:40,803 Christine? Keeler. K-E-E-L-E-R. 802 00:54:44,043 --> 00:54:47,123 You got the hyphen for me? Hm? 803 00:54:49,363 --> 00:54:50,683 Just drive. 804 00:54:54,203 --> 00:54:57,963 John Edgecombe, I'm arresting you on suspicion of attempted murder. Take your hands off me! 805 00:54:57,963 --> 00:55:00,643 Shut it! I never do anything! I don't want to hear any more from you! 806 00:55:00,643 --> 00:55:03,803 Get in the car! Fucking coon! 807 00:55:10,603 --> 00:55:13,563 Thanks for your time, Mr Ward. Thank you so much, Sergeant. 808 00:55:16,843 --> 00:55:19,523 Well, little baby, I did warn you. 809 00:55:19,523 --> 00:55:22,563 The poo-poo has well and truly hit the propeller. 810 00:55:25,203 --> 00:55:26,243 Come on. 811 00:55:29,483 --> 00:55:31,803 CHRISTINE: I am not a bad person. 812 00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:34,123 I am young. 813 00:55:35,243 --> 00:55:36,563 And I like to have fun. 814 00:55:37,963 --> 00:55:41,123 And like any girl my age, I've made mistakes. 815 00:55:50,283 --> 00:55:54,003 Yes, Mr Profumo was keeping a secret. 816 00:55:55,083 --> 00:55:57,123 We both were. 817 00:55:57,123 --> 00:55:58,763 But we weren't the only ones. 818 00:55:58,763 --> 00:56:00,363 CLOCK CHIMES 819 00:56:00,363 --> 00:56:02,523 And believe me, the secrets that surrounded us 820 00:56:02,523 --> 00:56:04,683 led to far more than a few harmless lies. 821 00:56:07,843 --> 00:56:11,363 It's true - terrible crimes have been committed. 822 00:56:11,363 --> 00:56:12,923 PHONE RINGS 823 00:56:12,923 --> 00:56:13,963 But not by me. 824 00:56:16,243 --> 00:56:17,283 Yes, sir? 825 00:56:19,203 --> 00:56:22,483 Yes. Looks like the girls could be a problem after all, sir. 826 00:56:30,163 --> 00:56:31,203 Christine! 827 00:56:33,443 --> 00:56:37,603 Christine Keeler? Who says so? It's not a face anyone's going to forget 828 00:56:37,603 --> 00:56:39,323 in a hurry. 829 00:56:39,323 --> 00:56:42,283 We would love to hear your story, Christine. 830 00:56:42,283 --> 00:56:43,323 When you're ready. 831 00:56:44,483 --> 00:56:46,443 The story behind the story. 832 00:56:47,563 --> 00:56:51,163 Pay you good money for it - photos as well. 833 00:56:51,163 --> 00:56:52,203 Double bubble. 834 00:56:58,643 --> 00:56:59,763 Think about it. 835 00:57:01,403 --> 00:57:02,563 All right. 836 00:57:02,563 --> 00:57:03,603 I will. 837 00:57:06,203 --> 00:57:08,243 I didn't know it, but I still had a hell 838 00:57:08,243 --> 00:57:10,403 of a lot to learn. 839 00:57:10,403 --> 00:57:12,963 I was naive and I can see that now. 840 00:57:14,523 --> 00:57:15,563 But so was he. 841 00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:18,363 And he was a man of the world. 842 00:57:25,043 --> 00:57:27,843 Hello. So you found me in the book, then? 843 00:57:29,323 --> 00:57:30,683 Don't you look ravishing? 844 00:57:31,963 --> 00:57:33,003 Thank you. 845 00:57:38,523 --> 00:57:41,683 My carriage awaits if you fancy a spin. 846 00:57:44,283 --> 00:57:46,003 Why don't you come in first, John? 847 00:57:49,403 --> 00:57:51,323 Call me Jack. 848 00:57:51,323 --> 00:57:52,363 All my friends do. 849 00:57:54,083 --> 00:57:55,123 Jack. 850 00:57:57,003 --> 00:57:59,923 I wasn't expecting happily ever after. 851 00:57:59,923 --> 00:58:00,963 Just a bit of fun. 852 00:58:02,283 --> 00:58:07,163 But what started as harmless fun has sown the seeds of scandal - 853 00:58:07,163 --> 00:58:10,523 the most serious scandal this country has ever faced. 854 00:58:14,123 --> 00:58:15,563 BANGING ON CAR 855 00:58:15,563 --> 00:58:16,603 ANGRY SHOUTING 856 00:58:16,627 --> 00:58:26,627 Subtitled by YACEF Moustafa